Wow, I don’t think my character traits and personal quirks have ever been as accurately encapsulated as they are in this insightful triumph of journalism. Apparently, I was not socialized properly and suffered from severe acne and debilitating adolescent insecurity, and THAT’s why I’m friends with gay men. Thank you Stephenson Billings for helping me connect the dots.
Try not to vomit as you read it. lolollll
Oh and also I gotta say that I am sickened and embarrassed at the overtly homophobic nature of many of the Facebook posts that pop up on my newsfeed. I know that certain members of my family suffer from the tragically narrow worldview imparted by those few antiquated lines in Leviticus, and I’m sorry for that, but honestly I’m betting that my young cousins do not want potential employers and college admissions officers to see words like “fag,” “homo,” and “cocksucker” littering their Facebook pages. It doesn’t matter how “private” you make your Facebook, background checks happen and you can never be too careful. Just my two cents, in case any of them read this.